suddenly you realize you still have the stone in your hand. santa is completely unaware and is still talking.
"...but on top of being my wife, you have duties as well, you bake and cook for the elves, clean around our living quarters, you know the usual household things a woman does, btu you still have alot of free time, you may reads knit, and we also have a television in our master bedroom! oh youre gonna love our house, its got a big bathroom with a hot tub.. what is that in your hand?"
"oh this.. nothing..." "oh is that the wishing stone you used to get here? my i havent given out one of those in years, you have to be truly good to get that, why i only given out 3 ever.."
"and i have one! so screw this im not gonna be your fat old lady! im out! i wish i was back in my room at home!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!" yells santa
