suddenly you hear a door open behind you. its santa! youre scared as to what is going on. "whats happened to me?" you ask him. "well sweetie, youre mrs claus!"
you stare at him in shock, alternating between him and your old lady reflection. "what? why? how? i didnt wish for this!" you yell grabbing your new belly. "how did this happen?" youre still not used to your soft soprano voice.
"well, my lovely wife recently passed away of cancer. its been a hard couple of months here at the north pole, alot of elves working overtime, but alas we needed a replacement. using my own magic, i wished for a replacement for mrs clause. you see, once a mortal enters the north pole, they cannot leave with its secrets. everyone that finds their way up here is transformed into an elf and lives the rest of their life up here in the north pole. however since we needed a replacement, the magic was set to transforming the next human who enters into mrs claus. so when you wished to meet me, as soon as your body entered the north pole the magic took effect, and may i say youve turned out just as ravishing and beautiful as my beloved wife."
"oh no... are you saying im stuck.. like THIS.. forever?"
"till death do us part!"
you turn back and face your reflection. you stare deep into this womans face, her chubby cheeks, plump lips, big blue eyes, and light wrinkles, a face that is now yours forever. "this cant be happening..."
