there was a big flash, and john finds himself in a large bedroom, full of christmas decorations and resembeling somehting of a cabin. a smell of sugar and baking fills the air.
"whoah, where am I" john thinks to himself.
he feels very off, heavier, offcentered. he steps forward and feels his body jiggle in peculiar way. he looks down and sees a pair of large bulging breasts, with a even more bulging belly encased in a white housedress and a red apron.
"whoahh!" he yells, immediately noticing his voice is now higher and ladylike.
"what happened to me?" he sounds like a sweet old lady.
he grabs his breasts and notices his hands a now chubby and feminine, his nails red. he rubs his belly and his body, noticing his new wide hips and enourmous butt. he pokes his belly, feeling how soft and big he is.
"god, im so fat!"
he notices a dresser and a large mirror and rushes to it, feeling every shift in weight and jiggle. he sees a shocked plump old lady in an apron and running her hands over her body in disbelief. his face is now like a chubby old lady, with big cheeks, plump lips in a pout and slight wrinkles under your eyes, and your white hair is done up in a tight bun.
"oh god, the stone! but why did it turn me into this? this isnt how i wanted to meet santa clause!