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While having my wishes misinterpreted is always a problem, I'll at least force the stone to go through the effort of misinterpreting them. Therefore, using wishes such as "I wish I was a girl" to test the stone is to be avoided.
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If my wish involves Nintendo games, I will remember that Samus Aran is a woman. We've only known it since 1987; that's older than me.
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Any wishes that travel to the past will be followed by a question about whether any people I know in the present are my descendants.
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The wish range is actually important. Wishing that I won a nationwide contest, wishing that I swap bodies with a movie star, wishing that I'm the best in the world at anything, or even wishing that someone turn into a hooker in China is doomed to failure.
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I will wish that I remember all changes in reality. Perhaps this even explains the branches in which I do.
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I will realize that if I own a magic item, that means magic exists, and if magic exists, someone else probably owns a magic item too.
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If someone replaces my magic stone with an imitation, I will at least make an effort to figure out where the original stone went to.
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I will remember that while I can't reverse wishes, I can reverse side effects that I didn't ask for.
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If I wish for something that someone else has or is, I'll make sure the stone can't just swap bodies or turn me into the other person.
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"I wish I'm like this because I have a super-power to turn into this at will" is a much better reality change than having grown up like that and been that way all my life.
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Many people need to learn to avoid stereotypes about races and religions. Me, I need to avoid stereotypes about cheerleaders.
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I'll be careful about memories when doing body swaps. If the other person doesn't hear the wish, they'll think they were always in my body, so they'll think they're me.
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I'll also be careful about who gets the stone after body swapping. Someone who thinks they're me and has the stone can be a real problem.
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I will avoid wishing for fetishes that sound enticing but pose great practical problems in everyday life.
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If I wish to be in some fictional world, I'll be sure to specify who I am and where I am. Or at least my gender.
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There are in fact good test wishes. Most teenagers like a good slice of pizza, and no big reality change is needed to explain why one is in their possession.
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I will remember the ethical problems in wishing away a full term pregnancy.
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There is seldom much reason not to say "I wish that I may reverse all future wishes at will."
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I will watch out for apparently malfunctioning wishes that really reveal some secret. If I wish my Dad was alive and there's still a photograph of Dad's funeral, I'll wonder just who my real Dad is.
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The phrase "make me a" as shorthand for "make a ... for me" is right out. Even people who've never had wish stones make jokes about it; why should I fall into the trap?
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