Jon woke with a start to the bleeping of his alarm clock, although it might have been going on for some time. Jon saw the time - he was late, very late for school.
He'd been having this dream about the wishing rock, a powerfully tawdry adventure with a score of beautiful women with very little modesty and even less clothes. It wasn't easy waking up from that.
Jon retrieved the rock from its hiding place and stared at it intently, unable to tell in the slightest that it wasn't in fact his rock at all. He realised there was simply no way he could get to school on time now... not unless he cheated.
So Jon made a wish.