"First of all, I wish I'm dressed. I wish Karyn was here but that she's completely ready for school and didn't miss doing anything this morning. and she knows I brought her here."
Poof
Karyn appeared out of thin air. She looked around and said "Jon... what's going on?"
"Nothing's going on, except I have this... stuff... and about an hour to figure out how to use it, so we have to figure out before school. I want you to help brainstorm some ideas. If you don't want to, I'll just do it myself."
"Jon, why didn't you call me? I could have been in the shower or anything. It was a good thing I got ready for school early today."
"I wished you were ready."
"Oh. Weird... I guess I never noticed."
"Could you help me? Please?"
"This isn't some magic spell where I just have to give you permission and then you can do anything you want to me, is it?"
"Come on, Karyn. That's silly, and besides, I was able to teleport you here. No, this is to get some ideas down on paper."He took a sheet and started to scribble. "The obvious things. Make you pregnant... no, I wouldn't do it, but I have to write it down. Make someone else pregnant. Make someone else pregnant and put them under my control."
"Eeeeeeevil Jon!"
Jon laughed. "It all depends on what it is. I don't think 'controlling' someone to keep them from saying the words "I wish" counts as evil mind control. Or maybe I can control them not to notice the pregnancy's funny." He separated off two sections on the paper, writing down "evil and control" and "non-evil mind control". I take it you'll help me?"
"Sure. But you've left out one possibility. Become pregnant yourself."
"Like in those fanfics of yours? Guys don't get pregnant."
"You can turn into a girl, or wish you can get pregnant."
"Why don't I make a robot and get the robot pregnant?"
"Because robots aren't real. I suppose you can wish one up, but robots don't get pregnant either... all right, you must be thinking of something, because you have that smirk on your face like you had something in mind."
"I know at least two anime where robots can get pregnant...."
They made their list but time has this way of passing. Jon looked at the clock. "There's no more time. Especially when you consider making someone pregnant takes at least a few minutes." He looked over the list and wasn't sure what to do other than to pick some list item randomly. He'd need to put the sperm into something to use it and when it was in there he couldn't touch it so he'd have to make the wish in one part. Jon waved a finger in the air, looked away, and pointed to a spot on the list. Then he looked back, read the item to himself and said "I wish this sperm was in a turkey baster and that...."
