“Oh. My. God!”, exclaimed Jonny as she grabbed a pair of high heels that would go well with the dress she just bought. “I must be like, unbelievably lucky.”
The group had already gathered a bunch of bags that they had deposited at a wall near them. Especially Linda with her near infinite amount of McMillan allowance had already phoned her boyfriend Biff to come over so he could carry her stuff.
Jonny was not so lucky and began looking for an unsuspecting victim that she could seduce and make him carry her stuff, while she roamed the stores with the rest of the girls. A small voice in the back of her head was screaming at her that this is wrong. She should not want to buy this stuff. She should not seduce someone. She should not think of herself as a girl! She was not but Jonny just could not imagine ever being a boy. She even knew that the name Jonny had to be wrong, but she could not remember what her real name really was.
“My self is, like, slowly slipping away”, she thought as she handed the shoes over to the cashier. “I, like, have the feeling I should know why this is happening. Whatever, thinking about this stuff let’s me frown and frowning is sooo not my thing.”