Jon made the horrible mistake of telling someone about his deviant sexual fantasies once before. He was not going to make the same mistake again. Secretly, he had a fetish for equine animals. Horses, Zebras, Donkeys, it didn't matter. Jon thought they were so hot. He would fantasize about having sex with the creatures. What was not to like about them? They were strong and loyal. They also had massive asses. Jon could feel himself getting an erection with the anticipation. Looking around, he made sure that he was still alone.
He was still alone in the yard. No one had seen that he was not still in his room. Jon was sure that Zoe would still be in the bathroom. He breathed a sigh of relief. The sky was clear and full of stars and he felt the stone in his sweaty hand. He was finally ready to make his wish. He held the paper in front of him with both of his hands and cleared his throat. He was going to change his life from that moment onward. Hopefully for the better. And if it was for the worse, he could probably fix it with another wish.
Confidently, he said "I wish that..."