The moment Karyn, the newly-transformed Jen, and the newly-created Jon looked inside the room across the hall, they realized something odd was going on. The room was filled with black lacy dresses, ripped black skirts, frilly black tops, black hose, and black lace-up boots. There were no boys' clothes at all. Even the underwear and makeup were black. The rug, the bedspread, and the sheets were black. Even the furniture, the walls and the ceilings were black, except for a touch of silver glitter and some fluorescent drawings. All the lighting fixtures used black lights. Black paint and black curtains blocked all light from the windows. The conclusion was irrefutable.
"This must be," said Jon.
"Zoe's room," Jen observed as if she had night vision..
"Then what's around the corner?" the two alternated one word at a time.
"This is Mikey's," began Jen.
"room and this ac," stated Jon.
"ross the hall is Mom and," Jen said.
"Dad's," Jon surmised.
"So...," Karyn began to conclude.
"Ohmi," gasped Jen.
"gosh we must," continued Jon.
"live to," said Jen
"gether in the same," both said together.
"room!" Jen deduced.
"But there's only one bed in there," Karyn observed. "Isn't that against the law or something? Like, becaue of incest?"
"I dunno. Remember, we're only one person," stated the split personality in perfect unison.
"We're both ex," stated Jen as all three returned to her and Jon's room.
"actly the same," said Jon.
"size. And look in our dres,"
"ser and closet! All sorts of,"
"girls and boys clothes,"
"are mixed to,"
"gether," Jen concluded.
"What shall we wear today? I'm in the mood for a skirt," Jon and Jen stated together.
"Wait a minute," Karyn interrupted the duo. "Do you always dress alike, even if it means Jon wearing girls' clothes half the time and Jen wearing boys' clothes the other half?"
"Yes, of," Jon replied.
"course, but give," Jen continued
"us a moment, would you? We have to use the bathroom," Jon and Jen stated in concert.
"You even do that together?" Karyn asked suspiciously.
"We have to," stated Jon.
"We get sick and may even faint if," both said together
"we're more than six feet a," Jen resumed.
"part," Jon explained.
