Joseph sighed. "You know, Jon. I wish you wanted me as much as you want this rock."
The stone glowed in Joseph's hand, startling him. He accidentally dropped the stone on the floor and looked down to try and find it. But, as he was looking, he felt a hand grasp his shoulder. He turned around and saw that it was Jon, no longer looking embarrassed.
You see, Jon really wanted the stone back. So, because of Joseph's thoughtless wish, Jon wanted him just as badly.
Jon began to kiss Joseph all over his body. "I do want you, Joe." He paused and then whispered in his ear. "Really bad."
Out of the corner of his eye, Joseph saw the stone lying on the floor. He got out of bed to pick it up.
Jon was obviously disappointed. "Oh," he whined.
This thing granted my wish, Joseph thought to himself. Then, after thinking of the possibilities, he smiled.