I was sunbathing when Athena came back, looking dejected. The weather was nice, and most of the girls outside were sunbathing, in nothing but skirts or shorts. Many of the boys were enjoying the view, though most of them were watching the cheerleading squad as they jogged around the school. "Hey, Athena. How did things go with my brother?"
She slumped down next to me, frowning. "It was... weird. That friend of his, Karyn, was already flirting with him when I got there. You know how she can be, always 'accidentally' brushing those huge tits of hers against him, that sort of thing. Anyway, I starting telling Jon why I should be the girlfriend for him, and not Karyn, or you, and he just-"
"What? Ew!" I sat up. "Athena, why would I be his girlfriend?"
"Oh, come on. You fantasize about him just as much as I do. More."
"Athena, that's disgusting! Jon's my brother! What's gotten into you?"
Athena shook her head at me. "Your brother had the same reaction. As soon as I mentioned you, he freaked out. He pushed me and Karyn away, and he said something like, 'I wish my previous wish didn't apply to relatives'. I dunno, I didn't catch what he said exactly, because Karyn started punching him and screaming. 'You asshole! You did this to me! You did this to me!'"
"I'm surprised she didn't punch you. Why would I want my brother as a boyfriend?"
Athena frowned again. "Why would that make a difference? Besides, I heard you in math class. You want him more than I do."
"Ew!" I stood up and crossed my arms under my breasts. "I don't know what's gotten into you, but you're twisted. Until you stop making up sick things about me, I'm not talking to you." I turned around and walked off in a huff.