Jon's dream may have made sense to him in his mind, in his sleep, but not all of that dream made it out to the real world, and what DID make it out sounded like:
"Karyn bra... so great, poke! Her thong, wish I could be, and I can change! Pineapples, so stupid, boooooooooommm..." Before he left the kitchen, the stone in his hand flashed...