Jon was remembering school. He knew he shouldn't have been, but he was staring at Karyn's new breasts. She needed a bra, she looked so great, especially the tits that were poking through her shirt. And he could even see the straps of her thong over the top of her jeans. He so wanted to be her boyfriend, for her to be his girlfriend, but they were just friends. He just wanted to be hers! They were perfect for each other! Why, they both loved pineapples! He was thunderstruck when he learned that! Well, not consciously, but subconsciously he reveled in the knowledge, which was made more special when one realized that the rest of both of their families hated pineapples for reasons that neither of them understood. And even if he wasn't perfect, he could change! Yeah!
Now if only he knew what his mumbling would cause in the outside world.
