Edward saw a cellphone sitting on the floor and reached for it, intending on calling 911, but when he tried to dial the number, it didn't work. Then he realized why. The line was open. He put it up to his ear. "Hello? Is someone there?" When he didn't hear a reply, he shrugged, then hit the "cancel" button. But nothing happened. "What the ..." he started to say, but then thought he heard a noise coming from the phone. He put it back up to his ear. Maybe there was someone on the other end after all. "Is someone there?" he asked again. More silence, but then he heard a strange beeping sound. And just like that, the whole room went dark.
Mr. Bond suddenly smiled, feeling reality shift once again. And this time it was even better. This time, it was a man. He grinned even more. More than anything, he loved to torture men, even more than women. The torturing of Jon (now Kimberly) was a great joy. But now he had two men to torture. He felt like jumping up from his desk and dancing. Surely, nothing could be as enjoyable as torturing a man and his wife and daughter, not to mention the continuing torture of Kimberly Sexkitten. Life couldn't get any better than this.
When the light returned, Edward found himself in a completely different place. He didn't know how he got there, but from the look of his surroundings, he was ...
