"All right," Jon said. "This is a complicated wish, so we'd better write it down." With Karyn offering suggestions, Jon used Karyn to write out the restrictions Sarah would be under as his left hand. When they were finised, they reviewed the list.
- Any person who is my left hand will not try to stop being my left hand, no matter how much they dislike it.
- Any person who is my left hand will be unable to disagree with anything Karyn or I say and will be unable to disobey any command Karyn or I give.
- Anybody who sees me will believe that Karyn was born as my right hand and will think that the fact that we are joined is really cool.
- Anybody who sees me will believe that I was involved in a strange accident that caused my left hand to be fused with the person who will replace it, and they will remember that person as he or she was.
"Why didn't you put down Sarah's name anywhere?" Karyn asked.
"In case we ever want to change it, I can keep the conditions on the next person," Jon replied.
"Oh, okay. Are we ready to wish then?" Karyn asked.
"Wait, I just had an idea." Jon had Karyn add one last part to the list.
- No matter how much the person who is my left hand dislikes it, he or she cannot help but think that the whole thing is incredibly kinky and will secretly want to take advantage of the opportunity to do some wierd stuff, including but not necessarily limited to sexual stuff.
"I like it," Karyn said. "Let's wish!"
"Okay, here goes," Jon answered. "I wish that while fulfilling all of the points on the list Karyn and I just made, my left hand would now be..."
