"Dude, you okay?" Biff Meadows asked his friend Steve Farber. They were sitting in their Literature class, bored as usual. One moment, everything was fine, then the next, Steve noticed that all the guys in the class were wearing lipstick! And the girls weren't! Steve was staring at Biff, who sat one desk over to his left. His friend was wearing pink lipstick. Understandably, it looked really weird on him.
"Biff, your lips," Steve finally was able to say.
"What about them?" he asked.
"You have lipstick on them."
He gave Steve an odd look. "And why wouldn't I?"
"Huh?"
"What boy wouldn't be wearing lipstick?"
Steve wasn't sure how to respond to that crazy question. Then, suddenly, something happened again. Biff wasn't just wearing lipstick. He was also wearing eyeliner, blush, the whole works! His fingernails even had polish on them.
Biff furrowed his brow. "Steve, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you looking at me like that?"
