Jon glaced over at where Josie and the two boys were standing and then down at the stone. He had meant this to be a prank but this was quickly becoming a very difficult position. On the one hand, Jon couldn't allow Joseph to go dickless for the rest of his life, they had been friends since kindergarden. But by the same token, he was having an ethical issue as well. Josie was a real thinking, living person now, sentiant and aware, who was he to play god with her life? Then again, he had pretty muchly already done a number on Joseph's life.
"Damned if I do and damned if I don't" Jon sighed.
Jon held the stone and did the simplest thing he could think of to not get directly involved.
"I wish the penis gun would cause the man's penis to grow back exactly the way it was without changing the woman."
