"You don't have a name," said Jon.
"I don't?" replied the girl. "Everyone has a name."
"Because Joseph used a magic gun he found."
"Oh, right, he has a magic gun."
"Tom aimed it at his penis and turned the penis into a woman, a girl anyway, who's you."
"That's ridiculous. You're telling me I'm Joseph's penis? I'm human!"
"You are now," said Jon. "Tell me, what's the first thing you remember today?"
"I, uhh," said the girl. "I was waking up. I couldn't see anything yet but it was as if I was asleep for a long time and suddenly I was awake and I could think, but it was hard. I was very small and I felt myself attached to something and I couldn't see... then I got detached and fell to the floor and I could see but things were weird until I started growing and it became easier to think and see and I was completely awake. Then I fainted, I think."
"I get it," said Tom. "She must have started being able to remember near the start of the transformation."
"What?" said the girl.
"You were Joseph's penis. The ray hit Joseph's penis and it turned into you. You started out just a little bit transformed, but at the time you had a little bit of a mind--not a lot, but enough that you could remember things from there. Think about it... from what you remember you have to be Joseph's penis."
"I'm so confused," said the girl.
Jon moved away from the others and decided this had gone far enough. "I wish that when a penis is transformed into a woman by that magic gun, she'll quickly realize she used to be a penis."
Some distance away with Tom and Joseph, the girl said "I guess you're right. I used to be Joseph's penis. Though I don't remember more than that transformation."
"I'm glad that's settled," said Tom. "What do we call her, now?"
"How about nothing?" said Joseph. "I want my penis back!"
"She's a girl," said Tom. "We have to call her something. How about something that rhymes with 'penis', or 'dick', or something like that?"
"That's silly," said Joseph. "There aren't a lot of names that sound good, and what would we do if you used the gun again and needed a second name?"
"Then how about a female version of Joseph?" asked Tom.
"We could just pick a random name from the phone book, but I guess. Josie? Josephine? Uh, Miss who used to be part of me, what name would you like?"
She thought and then said "How about Josie?"
