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2. A man named George

1. Altered Fates

The right size?

on 2008-03-16 04:02:13

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On their way to Sarah's house, George said he had to make a quick stop at the sporting goods store. When she asked why he just said she'd find out soon enough. He asked her to wait in the car, which she did.
Once inside he went right to the football jersey section. Going through them he narrowed it down to two, a blue one and a green one. Doing some quick calculations in his head he estimated the blue one would keep him the same height (6'1) while the green one would actually make him an inch or two taller. Both would make him lose around a hundred pounds or more, bringing him to around 200. He debated which one to get for a few minutes before deciding on the blue one. He didn't need to be any taller, just in better shape. As he headed to the register he had a last minute change of heart and decided to get the green one. He paid for the shirt and left.

Several hours ago:

A very cute, very petite blonde walked angrily into the sporting goods store carrying a shopping bag. She went to the customer service desk and said she had a return to make. When the cashier asked for her receipt she didn't have one and didn't care if she couldn't get her money back. She just wanted to get rid of her cheating pig of a boyfriend's shirt so she could get home and take a shower to wash his stink off of her. She couldn't believe she wore that asshole's jersey...
The cashier, feeling bad for her (and hoping he could maybe get her number), said he could give her a full refund. Having struck out with her, and now stuck with a used jersey, he grabbed a labelling gun, added a label to the jersey, sprayed it with some Fabreeze, and put it in with the rest, hoping his manager wouldn't realize that they didn't sell green jerseys.




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