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George walked through the yard sale, picking up and looking at random things. He didn't really want to be here but his friend Sarah dragged him there. She had been his best friend ever since junior high but deep down he wanted more. He had never discussed it with her though because he was too afraid of losing the friendship, besides she was incredibly beautiful while he was a big fat geek with bad skin. She dated (and broke up with) football players all the time, there was no way she'd be interested in him. He watched her looking through boxes of old clothes, knowing she was probably going to buy them all and drag him to her house so she could model them for her. The way she acted around him, he thought she either thought he was gay or just didn't see him as a man. As he turned to go see her, he knocked a box off the table. It opened when it hit the ground and a not popped out. He unfolded the note and read it.
It sounded like a bunch of BS but still, the possibility of using it to become a man Sarah would be attracted to, no matter how unlikely, was too much to pass up. He put the note in his pocket and brought the box to the woman who owned it and asked her how much. She opened the box and saw what was a pretty gaudy looking medallion. "A dollar", she said. Realizing a dollar definitely a good price to pay for the chance it worked he bought it and put it in his pocket.
As he finished paying, Sarah came up and said, "Are you ready? What did you buy?"
"It's a surprise" he replied. A big surprise.