Pete stared at Jon. He knew he had to get him out of the picture.
He whispered softly into the rock, "I wish Jon had a sudden, uncontrollable urge to climb the tallest tree in the neighborhood and jerk off for a few hours."
Jon was talking midsentence and suddenly stopped.
He looked at both of them and said, "Um... hey guys.. I have to take off... I'm.. um... late for an appointment."
Pete chuckled to himself as Jon ran off down the street looking at every tree he passed.
While Karyn was watching him run, Pete grinned and whispered into the rock once again...
