"Karyn, are you OK?" asked Jon's mom.
"No! Look at me!" Karyn screamed. "But look at you, too! What happened to you this morning?"
"Me? Oh, I cut myself shaving," Jon's mother replied as she traced one finger along her left pussy lip. Other than eyelashes, eyebrows, and a crew cut, she was totally hairless. And naked, too! But even more amazing were her limbs!
Attached to each shoulder were the longest legs Jon had ever seen. They were five feet long! And attached to her hips were two of the most powerful arms Jon had ever seen on a woman.
"Here, let's have a look," Jon's mom told Karyn, then she swung her way across the room. Jon and Karyn were transfixed! First, keeping both feet stationary, she swung her hips forward and planted her hands on the floor. Then, pivoting on her hands, she swung her legs forward and planted both feet a step ahead. Then again. Then again.
"You look fine, dear," she told Karyn. "Even your hair. Is that what you're worried about?"
"No, I'm worried about being four-legged," Karyn whimpered.
"Oh, take my word for it, that's nothing to worry about," Jon's mom counseled Karyn. "Lots of girls are four-legged, and guys too. We're all born different, that's all. Jon likes four-legged girls, don't you Jon?"
"Uh, yeah," said Jon, who couldn't stop looking at Karyn, then his mom, then Karyn again. Then, as if the room wasn't crowded enough, Jon's sister Zoe popped in.
"Mom, can you change my nose ring for me?" she asked.
