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5. Sarah Mirror Around Here?

4. Sarah McMillan

3. Individuals

2. If Everyone Were The Same ...

1. You Are What You Wish

Sarah Mirror Around Here?

on 2005-12-23 19:34:28

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At the bus stop Jon and Karyn encountered an entire group of Sarah McMillan look-alikes wearing a variety of mostly ill-fitting clothes.

"Hi, who are you?" said one of the look-alikes.

"I'm Jon and this is Sarah," Jon replied.

"Oh, OK. I'm Rachel Li. Hello? Hello? Planet Earth calling Jon! We live next door to each other, remember?" the look-alike asserted.

"Oh, sure; I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you," Jon replied, suddenly feeling very foolish. Rachel had been a very short girl, expecially compared to Sarah. The buttons seemed ready to pop off her dress. It was short on her, too, barely covering her panties.

"Hi, Jon. I'm Joseph. I heard you introduce yourself," said another look-alike. "Do you need a bra? For some reason I couldn't find any of mine this morning, and I had to borrow this one from my mom. I know she has a couple more. There's probably enough time for you to run to my house and back before the bus comes...."

"That OK. I feel like bouncing today," Jon replied. "Did you borrow that skirt from her, too?"

"Yeah, for some reason, none of my pants were big enough to fit around my hips this morning," Joseph explained.

"Does anyone here ever brush and set their hair?" Karyn suddenly asked, and it was true. None of the look-alikes seemed to have done a thing with their hair since waking up.

"Very funny. What did the two of you have for breakfast this morning? Rice Ditsies?" Rachel Li shot back. Then, remarkably, everyone's hair started waving to the left as if the wind were blowing it. Then it blew to the right, then straight back. At no point, however, was there actually any wind.

After a few minutes of this, everyone's hair finally settled into a silky pony tail and stayed that way, even though no one was wearing a rubber band or clip. Then, remarkably, eye makeup began appearing on everyone's face at once.

"Oh good grief," moaned Karyn. "I guess we really are going to look like Sarah today, aren't we?"

"Of course," said Rachel as everyone began wincing every few seconds. Sarah, apparently, had begun plucking her eyebrows.

"I hope she's not scheduled for a bikini wax today," Karyn remarked.

"No, she had one yesterday," Joseph stated. "How could you forget that? And even if you did, didn't you check yourself out this morning?"

"No, we were too busy playing dice," Jon explained, then the bus arrived.

"I sure wish Sarah doesn't get hurt today," Karyn remarked.




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