The minute Jon got to the kitchen he regretted it. There was his mom wearing a mostly-transparent red camisole, a red garter belt, and blue stockings. And even worse, she was gushing all over him. Jon tried sitting down but that didn't help.
"There, see how nice you look?" Jon's mother exclaimed. "I knew that thong was going to flatter you! And isn't it more comfortable than you thought? After a few minutes, you should hardly notice the butt strap."
"Yes mom," mumbled Jon, who despite his thong was sorry he'd sat down. His mother was standing right next to him and he found it very hard not to look. Or smell.
After a while Karyn and Jon's mother started discussing lingerie fashions so Jon turned on the television. A sports announcer wearing checkered sport briefs was interviewing a baseball player wearing a jockstrap. After that, a commercial showed two young wives discussing detergents in a laundromat. The one using the favored brand was wearing pasties and a g-string. The one with the dull wash was wearing a faded white bra and shapeless cotton panties.
Zoe showed up a few minutes later wearing the same black bra Jon has seen her with upstairs. She'd changed her panties, however, to a crotchless thong.
"Zoe, you're a little young to be wearing that sort of thing," Jon's mother objected. This pleased Jon to no end, but only for a moment. "Now go upstairs and put that bra away," Jon's mother commanded.
"As for you two, I think you better get yourselves to school," Jon's mother urged. "Otherwise you're going to be late."
Jon was glad to get away from his mother's uncovered crotch but he still felt embarrassed to be walking outside with no shirt, no pants, and nothing covering his butt.
"How can you be so confident and calm?" he asked Karyn along the way.
"I don't know. Maybe because I rolled the die," Karyn conjectured. "Oh look: Here comes your friend Joseph and look what he's wearing!
