"...and that's all there is to it. I'm sorry you got involved Steve, this whole business has really messed you up."
"I'd like to be mad at you Jon," Steve sighed, "but I messed myself up, really. That was a stupid, horny wish I made! What am I going to do?? I can't live the rest of my life with people hounding me for blowjobs."
"Well, nobody would recognise you now, right?" asked Karyn.
"Not quite," Jon replied. "We heard the wish, so we're the only ones who notice the difference. I think if you went and asked someone at school what Steve looked like, they'd say he was a busty, sexy redhead. To everyone else, he's always been that way."
"Sexy, huh?" Steve cooed, then added with alarm, "Crap, really? Even my folks?"
"Yeah, sorry," Jon sighed. "But Karyn's idea is a good one. We could wish everyone to believe you looked like how you used to, and then give you a new identity. How does that sound?"
"You mean, like I would be my own sister or something?"
"I guess..."
"Then what happened to me?"
"Maybe Steve went missing? Or died in an accident or eloped or something?"
"Abducted by aliens?"
"Something like that would work I guess. But I don't want my folks to be all depressed about it, can you fix them?"
"Sure, we can do that at the same time we make you into your sister. Or we could let them in on your secret?"
"And have my mom lusting after my dick again? No thanks!"
"Eew, good point."
"I'm not losing my dick though, no matter what. I don't care how much trouble it's caused! I won't lose my cock! Even if I have to pretend to be a girl I don't want to be one!"
"Then you could hide it," Jon suggested, "or maybe, make it turn into girls' bits at will?"
"I don't want girl parts! I don't want to get periods, I don't want to get knocked up! That shit is gross! I want to stay a guy!"
"Calm down Steve," Karyn tutted. "We could make it so you're still a guy on the inside, no matter what it looks like on the outside."
"I don't know if that would work," Jon said. "People might still want to go down on Steve... whatever he's like, down there."
"Ooh!" Karyn volunteered, "You could make his penis detachable? That would keep it separate from Steve. Then he could hide it in a cupboard or something, and get it out when he needs it?"
"I'd have to carry it about everywhere though," Steve replied, "in case I need the bathroom and stuff."
"You could have a peehole or a vagina for when it's detached," Jon offered.
"Call it a mangina," Karyn smiled. "It's the technical term."
"Mangina," Jon rolled his eyes. "This is by far the strangest conversation I've ever had.
"And could you," Steve added nervously, "Could you like, make it sensitive, and make it feel like a real pussy?"
"So you want the perks of being a girl," Karyn scowled, "without the periods?"
"Don't look at me like that," Steve frowned right back. "I'm looking to make do with the best quality of life possible, after someone who shall remain nameless stuck me with this hot chick's body."
"Fair enough, I guess," Karyn sighed.
"So are we all agreed?" asked Jon.
"Yeah, sure," Steve replied. "I guess it's my best shot at living a normal life, and still keep my cock."
"About your new identity," Jon asked, "do you want to be the same age? Still at our school?"
"Yeah, same school," Steve nodded. "Keep as much as possible the same. All the same classes too, except sports of course."
"Right," replied Jon. "Give us a few minutes to figure out how to word these wishes, Steve. Take the time to think up your new name."
Jon and Karyn huddled together and began scribbling on a piece of paper, while Steve ran through a mental list of girl's names that sounded similar to his own.
