Linda threw coins into the well and said meekly, "I wish my husband could have sex again. There, that should do it."
She looked at the remaining change in the palm of her hand. There was plenty left over. Linda figured she could stand to improve her treacherous husband's sexual technique, as compensation of sorts.
Plus it would make life more interesting if I decide to take him back, she thought, so it's not like I'm being totally unselfish...
"I wish he was so good in bed he could last for hours and through many orgasms."
"I wish he knew how best to pleasure a woman."
"I wish he loved anal penetration."
Just one coin left now.
Should I fix Daisy, she thought. Nah, screw that drag queen whore, she can go to hell!
Anything else I'd like, while I'm here? I know if I don't do it now, I'll just think of something on the way home and get really annoyed with myself.
With a flip of her final coin, Linda said, "I wish my butt was bigger."
