Jon went to the shopping mall and went into the video store. There he began looking at the top shelf videos. He picked a particularly lurid one called "Big Breasted Bimbos" and took it to the counter.
"And how old are you?" said the owner.
Jon took out the rock. "I wish that you thought that I was 18 and that I had already paid for the rental of this video." He turned to the owner "I'm 18"
"Okay, have fun!"
Jon took the video home and went back to his bedroom. After wishing up a video player, as he didn't have one, and a large plasma screen TV, he watched the porn video, but with a difference. First he started out by watching it with his head on top of one of the bimbos, then he began by moving parts of the bodies around with pictures he had. At one point, he had a muscular guy with enormous breasts (courtesy of Anne Nicole Smith) and long feminine legs (courtesy of Nicole Kidman) and Karyn's head screwing Lindsay Lohan's body with Jon's head on top.
Jon went downstairs to see what other videos his mother had lying about.
He had a great time watching Chicago in the same way. He thought he deserved the Oscar for best actress, but thought that his mother was unlucky not to win for her performance. And then he thought he made a very good Pretty Woman.
Jon looked for more videos to play around with. Then, he saw...
