"I wish that Jon was my boyfriend, and that he loved me with all his heart and would never stray and I wish that he would do anything I say." continued Melanie.
"There, there, Johnny boy. Do you love me?"
"You know I do, darling. With all my heart."
"That's more like it. Now, what would you do for me?"
"Anything, sweetheart. I'd go to the ends of the Earth for you."
"You don't need to go that far. I think I'll see just how much you'd do for me. Punch yourself in the face."
Jon made his hand into a fist and punched himself in the nose, really hard. He collapsed to the ground, blood pouring out of his nose.
"Jeez," said Melanie, "I didn't think you'd actually do it. I wish Jon's nose would stop bleeding and mend itself." Jon's nose suddenly stopped bleeding and became straight again.
"That's more like it. Now kiss me." Jon moved towards Melanie and put his arms around her and gave her the best kiss she'd ever had in his life.
"I love you, Melanie. I wish we could be together forever."
Unfortunately, the clench Jon gave Melanie was so hard, that he was actually touching the rock as he said it. There was a sudden flash, and, where Jon and Melanie once stood, was a strange creature with four arms and legs, and two heads - one Jon's and one Melanie's. It wore a strange patchwork of clothes, a mixture of both Jon's and Melanie's. Where Jon met Melanie the skin was fused together, as if they were one being. Now they really would be together forever.
