"Dang, I wish Karyn could be here to enjoy this."
the door chimed again.
Jon walked over, and opening it, had to look up to see into the eyes of a 6 foot 2 inch tall french maid.
Actually, the slight plastic sheen, and sparkling eyes made it clear this was some type of android. But the face seemed very familiar.
"Hellloooo Jon, did you need me to take any of your things down to be washed, your gym clothes perhaps" The android stated, in a breathy voice, as she laid her right hand on Jon's shoulder, gently rubbing and massaging, while her left hand took his back pack from him.
"uuummmm, no, that's ok, no jum, I mean gym today" he stammered as he grabbed his pack and walked backwards into his room.
"oh" the robot actually pouted, "Is there anything else I could help you with?" as she moved into the room and laid down across the foot of the bed, softly stroking the cover.
Maybe I should have wished the robot to be more like Julie Andrews thought Jon
"Umm, why are you acting like this?"
"Don't be silly Jon, remember, I am the Cosmopol 10007G personal assistant, you won me on MTV. I'm programmed to help you and anyone you designate, but primarily you, perssonnallly"
"Shouldn't you be helping with dinner?"
"Oh, the nanny house will have that well in hand, and the newly installed Ultraviking automated dinner service will have it set and ready for you when you go downstairs. If you want, I can stay here with you."
"Newly Installed?"
"yes Jon, I suppose you are asking these questions for the viewers of HBO's 'Nanny House', so I will repeat.."
She turned and looked directly at my new computer and said "Nanny House, where a single mother struggling to raise a family has her life gradually and permanently transformed. Where every week, new and wonderful changes are made. Thanks to our generous sponsors, Nanny House will be cutting edge all year long. Hello, my name is Karyn Glorious Vixen, but my masterr.." At this point her eyes closed and she seemed to shudder slightly. "Calls me Caring Glory, but I don't care, as long as he.......calls me often"
The android turned back to Jon and said "Now why don't I help you with getting undressed...oops, I mean dressed for dinner. Come on, your show's been renewed for a second season, and if you want to avoid the extreme cosmetic makeovers, you need to keep up ratings......and on HBO, there isn't any concern over a wardrobe malfunction"
Jon stood there, mouth wide open
