"I wish that this house had all the most modern conveniences, including small robotic vacuumn cleaners and an efficient, intelligent house computer. I also wish that we had a robot maidservant to help run the place. I also wish that nobody thinks it unusual, and that we had won the full house makeover as part of a home makeover contest."
Immediately my room started to widen, my standard closet doors became a walk in closet, and my small 15 inch computer monitor swelled to a 33 inch flat screen.
"Woe"
A chime went off, and a masculine voice said "Dinner will be served in 15 minutes Jon".
No, maybe not. "I wish the house computer was more like Mary Poppins combined with Julie Andrew's Governess character from Sound of Music."
Another chime came from the door. Jon walked over, and opening it, had to look up into the eyes of a......