Bingo! thought Dennis, when he looked through Riley's desk and found a phone number marked "Missy." That had to be it. He thanked whatever God existed, because leads like this don't fall into your lap every day. Excitedly, he went to the phone and dialed the number as quickly as possible.
"Hello?" answered the high, female voice on the other end.
"Hey baby," Dennis answered, unsure of who is was talking to.
"Riles!" exclaimed an excited Missy, "I thought you were out of town?"
Dennis thought fast, "Uh, I came back early, I just had to see you."
"Oh sweetie," Missy was beaming, and Dennis could even tell over the phone, "meet me at the King's Head Motel at 5. I'll reserve a room for Mrs. and Mrs. Fitzpatrick."
"I can't wait," Riley grinned. He drove over to the King's Head motel and asked the clerk for "Mrs. Fitzpatrick's room," and he directed him to room 2B. He opened the door and found the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen, lying in a silk teddy on the bed. She was 5'11 with long legs and luscious breasts. It was easy for a man to get weak at the sight of her. Dennis set down his briefcase, which contained a tape recorder, a gun and a camera, next to the bed, and Missy spoke not a word when she began to undress him. She kissed him passionately while slipping him out of his pants.
"Wait a second," he said, "Let's make this interesting." He removed the camera from the briefcase and gave her a deep kiss on the mouth, taking a photo as he did so.
"For our collection?" she asked, and he nodded. She performed a naughty little striptease for his camera, and he made sure it was well-established they were there together.
Finally, Dennis grew impatient. He wasn't getting any at home from his slob of a wife, and decided this was his chance. As ironic as he knew it was (though he knew it was nothing the real Riley wouldn't have done,) he decided to just go for it. He slammed the beautful, naked Missy to the bed and demanded, "Say my name!"
"Riley!" she screamed with ecstacy. "Oh Riley!"
Dennis awoke at 6:23 the next morning. He was glad that his sentence was up, and he'd be able to transform back as soon as he got the Medallion.
The Medallion? Where was it?
