"I want to see if you can give her short red hair and smaller breasts." Jon crossed his arms.
Sarah choked and dribbled a bit of soda down her chin. "Ha ha," said Leonard sarcastically as he reached for a box of tissues to hand to his girlfriend. "What do you really want?"
"That is what I really want," Jon assured him.
"Are you sure you don't mean long red hair and bigger boobs?" Leonard asked.
"I'm sure."
Leonard got up and put his palm against Jon's forehead. "Hey!" exclaimed Jon.
"Well, you don't seem like you have a fever..." Leonard joked.
Jon dropped his head and thrust forward, tapping his horns against Leonard's, in the way that all men expressed mild disapproval of another man. Leonard didn't seem ready for even the gentle horn-to-horn contact, and he dropped back into the convenient couch. "Whoa!" he exclaimed, shaking his head as if he were a bit dazed.
"You okay?" Jon asked.
"Fine, fine, just more data," said Leonard, putting a hand up. "Okay, fine, so short red hair and smaller boobs -- and what, some serious muscles to go with them? Superpowers? Ooh, do you want her to be able to grow and shrink her boobs whenever she wants -- whenever you want?"
"Come on, Leonard, let him have his fetish," said Sarah.
"It's not a f--" Jon interrupted himself. "Look, just do this one thing -- two things, we'll see what happens, and then we'll talk about something more."
"Okay, fine," sighed Leonard. "But are you sure I can't do something for you before she gets here? Surprise Karyn with a bigger cock? Some of those serious muscles?"
"It won't surprise her," Jon pointed out.
"Ah, you've got me there," said Leonard.
"So why didn't you give those things to yourself?"
"I seem to be unable to alter my individual form to any measurable degree, as it would appear that would make the RAM cease to exist," Leonard answered. "As if I would not have invented it unless I looked like, uh, this."
"Aw, honey, I don't mind," purred Sarah.
Leonard looked disappointed enough that Jon thought he should ask for a minor alteration, just to cheer him up.
