Carried Away

"Hey Babe, get me another beer would you?" Becky said as she checked out the hooters waitress.
"Becky." James whispered. "You've already had four, I think you have had enough."
"Hey, from where I'm sitting right now, you look more like me than me." Becky giggled drunkenly. "And besides, I'm not driving, so don't worry that pretty little head of mine."
James fumed as Becky drank her fifth beer and continued to make a drunken spectacle of herself in his body.
"Hey Babe, could you get my Niece here a job application." Becky giggled as she looked at the angry James. "You know, Tom was right, I do look kind of cute when I am angry."
"OK 'Uncle James', I think you've had enough. Time to go home and sleep it off." James said trying to get Becky to leave.
James in Becky's smaller body had difficultly steering his Niece through the restaurant and out into the parking lot.
"If only your mother could see you now." James grumbled as finally got Becky into the passengers seat.
"You mean your mother?" Becky snorted. "Oh, she would flip out, because she told me I would be grounded for life if I was wearing what you're wearing now!"
"And if she knew that we went out to bar, she would never speak to me again."
"You mean me." Beaky chirped in.
"We are so switch back first thing in the morning." James said as he started driving towards home. He had only gone a few blocks when he saw a police cars lights in his rearview mirror. James rolled down the window watched nervously as the police officer walked up to the side of the car.
"One of your taillights is out Miss. Can I see your license and registration?"
"Sorry ossicfer. It's my car and I didn't relizsh the light was out." Becky said drunkly.
James grabbed the registration out of the glove compartment and scrambled through Becky's purse for her licenses, which he handed to the officer.
"Miss, this is a learners permit." The officer said.
James felt fear welling up in his chest. "But, its ok, because my Uncle is over twenty-five."
"Sir, would you please step out of the car." The officer said to Becky.
James watched in mounting terror as the officer gave Becky a drunk test and was soon putting her into handcuffs.
"What's going on?" Becky said.
"I'm sorry sir, but driving intoxicated with minor with a learner's permit is the same as being the driver yourself."
"Wait, you can't arrest her I mean him." James said getting out of the car.
"Miss please stay in the car. A tow trunk will be sent out for the car and you will be taken down to police head quarters where you can call your parents." The officer said as he walked Becky to the back of his car.
"I'm going to have a DUI on my record James thought horrified, but oh God, I am going to have to call Kate and explain this to her. She is going to flip out. It was bad enough that she's my sister, but now she my mother."