Jon saw something flash behind his closed eyes, bringing him awake. “Huh?” He looked over to his bedside table and saw the fading light of the stone retreating into the locked case. “The hell was that?”
”BIG BROTHER!”
“Mi- OPF!” The air in Jon’s lungs was forcibly evacuated as his little sister jumped on to his stomach.
“Good morning big brother!” Michelle said with a wide smile on her face.
Jon gently lifted her up and set her on the edge of the bed. “Good morning Michelle. Ow. How are you?”
“Miss Mikey! You know Master Jon sleep in!” Yuki came inside and pulled Michelle off the bed. “Master Jon have bug test today, you be careful!”
“Don’t you have a teat too?”
“NOT POINT!”
Jon tuned out the argument as he noticed the bedroom he was in was not his normal bedroom. “Hey, why am I in the master bedroom?”
Yuki and Michelle both looked at him strangely. “Because you Master of house?” Yuki asked with the voice of a person questioning sanity.
“No, I mean, where are mom and dad?”
Michelle and Yuki looked at each other, then back to Jon. “Ano, Big Brother... are you okay? Mom and Dad have been on a globe traveling vacation for a year and a half.”
Jon practically jumped out of the bed. “NANI the fuck!? But they were just eating dinner with us last night!”
“Over phone Master.” Yuki supplied with a raised finger. “Parents no been in house since after Yuki moved in. Why Yuki is maid.” Yuki nodded her head affirmatively.
Jon kept staring out his sister and maid in confusion, helpfully brought out of it by Zoe kicking in the door (which Jon was certain had been open) “Yo bro, Frenchy! Time for school!”
MUSIC... STARTO!
“Music..Wha!?” Jon was swept up by a scene transition in front of his eyes. Karen was suddenly next to him, smiling as she bent at her hips with her school bag behind her back. An older Tiffany Sanders drove past in a sports car, hurriedly drinking a cup of coffee while she filled out something on paper. Sara jumped into the air dressed for cheerleading, her black and white pom-poms coming down to change into the swinging frills of Athena’s dress, who tucked a hair behind her ear as she stared longingly over the city from the school rooftop. Leo pounced on Jon’s back and licked his cheek, separating Karen from a hug and making her clench her fist in anger. Behind a fence, Nadine Ferguson creeped along to follow the group, stopped by the boot of Moose, who had a sadistic glare and smile. Yuki caught up to Jon, Karen, and Leo with a piece of toast in her mouth, dragging Michelle along like a flag in her running. At the school’s gate, Zoe looked over from where she was talking with her friends, flipped Jon off, then suddenly turned around in surprise but found no one. Zoe turned back and shook off a chill, a ghostly girl forming behind her. Fall leaves fell around Jon as the various girls suddenly froze as they walked into the school, everything becoming painted. The words Wish School Days placed themselves in the sky as a metaphysical camera lifted up
“The hell... just happened?” Jon asked himself, feeling the stone in his pocket.
“Hey Jon!”
“Ah, Karen don’t- Woah!” Jon jumped to the side in surprise as Karen seemed to teleport next to him, sweeping her legs and causing them both to fall backwards.
“...so I said HEY!” The duo fell into another girl, Jon bringing them all down with his face in her crotch and his hands on Karen’s wished up breasts, the other girl falling face first to cover Jon’s crotch with her own boobs. “MADISON! What the hell!” Sara swore as they untangled.
“It was an accident, I swear!” Jon said, prostrating himself in front of Sara.
The queen bee sneered down at him, then let her expression soften. “Fine, just be careful okay?”
Karen helped Jon off the ground “Sometimes she’s such a bitch, then she just blows it off. I don’t get her.” Karen said, painfully ignoring the Japanese maid clenching her bag straps between her teeth. “You bring the stone or come up with a way to... ya know?” Karen said, gesturing to her Sara copied body.
Jon just looked at his best friend, her blazer and skirt as well as his own suit-like uniform. “To be perfectly honest Karen, I don’t think I can come up with anything for a while.” He dabbed under his nose and held up the two fingers, showing blood. “See? Me go sleepy now.” And Jon collapsed to the ground again.
