"I wish you'd fall in love with me," said Joseph.
"Absolutely not!" exclaimed Jen.
"But I get two more wishes. Any wishes I want..."
"No, you don't!" replied Jen. "You get any two more wishes I want to give you."
Joseph thought. If he wanted something like that, then, he'd have to trick Jen. He'd have to make a wish which sounded innocent, but which still gives him what he really wants. But how?