"Naah," said Joseph. "It's probably the same thing people do to get ready for any party. Which is, not much."
"Depends on the party," said Jon. "I think you're right. But Joseph... it isn't a sex party."
"It's a party where some people are hoping to have sex," replied Joseph.
"Lots of parties are like that. That doesn't make it a sex party."
They arrived at the party. There was loud music playing; Lydia's parents were away for the next few days and didn't care. At the front door stood Lydia.
"Let's get this straight, Lydia" said Joseph. "I know what this is all about."
"Really?" said Lydia. "Come on in and have fun... Oh, and I wasn't planning on anything straight," said Lydia.
"Depends on your definition," said Jon.
Joseph explained, "What your girlfriends wanted to 'teach' me was about guys."
"It's a prank," said Jon.
"It's not a prank," replied Lydia. "I'm not trying to humiliate you. If you can stop drooling over me for a moment I know some guys who'd really be interested in you two. And I told them I'd introduce them to someone like you."
"You implied sex," said Joseph.
"Now, did I ever say sex?" replied Lydia. "Besides there's no reason why that isn't possible. Now come on in and let's meet...."
