"They're twins; I know that much, but I've never met them," Jeff explained. "All I know is that Sandy and Dale are friends of Alan's, and that they don't go to our school."
"Then how did you get this date, if that's what it is?" Jon probed.
"Look. Alan called Sandy between classes and explained what happened to us. Then, I guess Sandy and Dale talked about it. So then before last period, Sandy called Alan and suggested going somewhere this evening. I was there talking to Alan, and Alan asked if I wanted to come along, and I said yes. That's all I know. I'm new here, you know."
"I'm surprised you didn't ask whether Sandy and Dale are guys or girls," Karyn observed.
"I was so confused I didn't get to that," Jeff admitted. "While Alan was talking, I was just trying to figure out which I wanted, and how to act or get ready or whatever either way. I still haven't decided."
"Can't you call Alan now and ask him about this pair?" Jon suggested.
"No, instead of sixth period study hall, he has early football practice," Jeff explained.
Now that, Jon thought, ought to be interesting. He almost wished he could be a fly on the wall, but fortunately he stopped himself.
"Well, I need at least to get some jeans and underwear like yours," Jeff pressed Jon. "The ones I'm wearing keep bunching up in front, and I'm pretty sure all my regular guy's pants are going to be the same way."
Instinctively, Jon looked down to see what was different or unusual about his jeans. That's when the awful truth became obvious; Jon's pants fit as flatly against his new vagina as any girl's!
This, Jon realized, dated back to his ill-fated early-morning bedroom episode with Karyn. There, Karyn had accidentally changed his male sex organs to female. There, Jon had noticed that his pants were tight in the hips, tight in the butt, and sagged a bit in the crotch. There, Jon had wished that his clothes would fit him.
The altered jeans were comfortable, though. That, Jon decided, was probably why he hadn't given them much thought. That and the many other things he'd been forced to deal with during the day.
"Uh, you really can't buy jeans like this off the rack," Jon eventually mumbled to Jeff.
"Unless you want to pay for custom-made clothes and wait for them, you'd have to buy girls' jeans and girls' panties," Karyn added. "And even if you could find girls' jeans your size, they probably wouldn't have a zipper in front. It'd be on the side."
"Well, the way I am now, a fly is pretty useless anyway," Jeff decided, then he continued, "It seems you're the expert here, Karyn. Would you come to the mall with me?"
"Yeah, I guess I could," Karyn agreed. "I am a girl, you know. It doesn't take much to get me to the mall. You don't mind, do you Jon?"
"No, go ahead," Jon mumbled quietly. It appeared that Jeff, who practically seemed to enjoy flaunting his lack of cock and balls, and who was the new clueless guy around school, had managed to score two dates in one day while Jon remained without prospects.
Karyn and Jeff made plans to meet by the school's front entrance after sixth period, then they headed off to their respective classes. Jon tried calling Alan, but then the class bell rang and Jon had to rush into class. A second later Joseph arrived and took his normal seat across from Jon. Joseph had a strange grin, though, and he kept it through the entire period.
