"Statue, change us back...." Moe intoned while staring in sequence at the statue, the ceiling, Jon, Karyn, and the girls' room. To Moe's dismay, however, nothing happened. Then he tried a couple of mantras and war cries with no better results.
"Apparently, those aren't the right incantations," Jon suggested. "And you should count yourself lucky. The statue might have changed you back into a baby, or back in time a few thousand years, or it might have given you something new in back, like a tail or something."
"Well, how did Zoe do it, then?" Moe demanded.
"I really don't know," Jon replied. "You were there at the time, not me. Did she say or do anything unusual just before the change kicked in?"
"Uh, well, no, not, uh, exactly. Her mouth was, uh, full at the time," Moe explained. "She promised me an occult blowjob."
"Well, at least she satisfied her promise," remarked Jon's mother. Ordinarily, Jon was sure, his mom would have gone ballistic about Zoe giving blowjobs, especially in a school washroom. At that moment, however, she was more concerned about the way her panties were pinching her balls.
"Jon, I'm thinking this is not something you should try to fix in the next five minutes," Karyn proposed. "Look at the mess we're in. You need to think about these wishes a lot more carefully. You need to make sure they're going to produce the effect you want."
"Do you actually like being half boy? Is that why you want to wait?" Jon asked suspiciously.
"No, it sucks," Karyn complained. "My legs are all thick and hairy. My feet are way too big for these shoes. My panties are way too tight in the crotch and way too loose in the hips. Worst of all, I have this bizarre compulsion to kick footballs."
"I'll trade you some jockey shorts and jeans and sneakers for some bras and blouses," Jon suggested. "And we could go to the park and practice punting or place kicking if you want. Which is it?"
"Jon, I'm getting really angry with you," his mother complained. "I can't stand being like this! What's your father going to say? Do something!"
"Yeah, do something!" Moe seconded.
"We have to think this through and do it properly. That's going to take a little while," Jon explained to both of them.
"Sorry, I can't wait," Moe objected, then he rushed into the boys' room to look for Zoe.
