"Wait," said Karyn. "Jon, you said she was in there trying to use her occult knowledge to get it to fix the curse? But she said it was for a blowjob."
"It was both," said Jon. "She was only trying it to fill time while waiting for someone. I didn't know it was Moe though."
The conversation was interrupted by a very timely scream which sounded like Jon and Zoe's mother, and of course that's exactly what it was. She came running ou of the girls' room... and needless to say had the same change. Female top half (and so the same voice), male bottom half, complete with hairy legs showing, and unlike Zoe, she was pissed.
"What is going on?!" she yelled. "What did you do, Jon?! You've violated my body with that statue from the museum. You..."
"Zoe did it," said Jon. "She's in the boy's room. It doesn't have a second exit." Jon pointed to the room.
As their mother ran into the room, Jon said, "Well, looks like we need another wish."
"You can't do that!" said Karyn. "The wish lasts a week, remember?"
"No, what lasts a week is that there's a reality where the statue changed me. I can make other things happen if that reality stays the same. I wish that there's a similar statue, which I dug up in our own back yard, which has an effect that's the opposite of the first statue, and is friendlier than the first statue because it works when you want it to, and which I have right now."
Jons hands suddenly moved by several inches and a glazed ceramic statue appeared in them. It was very much like Zoe's except it was unbroken, lighter in color, and its face had a much happier expression.
"Okay," said Jon. "Let's try it."
"Wait a minute..." said Karyn. "You didn't ask for it to change people to male or female. What if it reverses the first effect by making you male on top again?"
"Hmm," said Jon. "Maybe you're right. At least I can test it on myself. I'd be no worse than before, anyway."
At about this point Moe Munson opened the door. "Is that the cure?" he said. "I heard you found a statue that might be the cure. These..." He rubbed his breasts. "... are nice but I don't want to have a girl's face or voice forever... and Mom would be upset about the breasts."
"Yeah," said Jon, "but we're not sure it does what we want."
"Come on," said Moe. "Just use it!"
"No," said Jon. "It could do the wrong thing!"
Moe grabbed for the statue. Jon wouldn't let it go, but Moe, while touching it, then said "Statue, change us back...."
