James stumbled out of the bathroom, head throbbing and stopped cold at the site she saw on the floor. Vague recollections returned to her mind of the night before when she had drank to much and passed out, but at some point in the night she had grabbed the trash can next to the bed and thrown up in it. Now staring at the her small tote bag, James shook her head realizing that there had never been a trash can next to the bed.
James' shoulders slumped and she let out a sigh as she picked up the tote bag and took it to the bathroom sink.
"Can this day get any worse?" She moaned as she saw the disaster that lay with in her bag.
Fifteen minutes later, most of her clothes, the ones that weren't a lost cause, had been washed as best she could and were draped over the shower curtains. James looked in disgust at the only things to come out of the bag unsoiled: a tiny black pleather mini skirt that even when she had amnesia and had thought she was really Jill, she had refused to wear, and a red bustier that was a size to small, which her breasts practically spilled out of. Otis had bought it for her, for Jill, to wear in the bedroom, which James had done on occasion or too before she had regained her memories. She wondered why of all the practical things she could have packed in her haste, she had either consciously or subconsciously packed something intimate that Otis had given her.
"At least I am not going to have to go out dressed like this." She said as she dropped the bustier on a chair and collapsed onto the bed. She grabbed the remote and turned the TV on, hoping to distract herself as the rest of her clothes dried.
She sat numbly watching an afternoon news program, when she suddenly snapped up right, eyes wide at a familiar face on the TV screen.
"And Improvacorp guarantees to return double the fees if anyone isn't one-hundred percent satisfied with the results of the procedure." The camera then cutaway to the news desk where the anchorman and the beautiful anchorwoman sitting next to him continued to talk about the story.
"So can you believe these claims?" The anchorwoman said "That Improvacorp can actually increase a woman's cup size or drop her a dress size in under an hour, non surgically?"
"Well, all the interviewees have said they have seen amazing results and its been well worth the cost of the procedure. One lady interviewed said she is going to continue to pay for the procedure until she is a size 2, even thought the price doubles with visit. She said it was like magic and worth every penny!"
"Well at this rate the founder and CEO of Improvacorp, James Marshall, is going to be a millionaire in no time at all."
James sat frozen as the TV went to commercial. She sat there for a few minutes in silence not registering anything but the pounding of her heartbeat, until finally she whispered, "But I'm James Marshall "
