"I now pronounce you husband and wife." The Elvis impersonate said, "Uh huh, you may kiss the Bride."
Otis leaned down and kissed Jill, his childhood sweetheart, the first girl he had ever had sex with and now his new bride. James was still in shock as he returned Otis' passionate kiss.
"I don't know what's worse that I just married a hillbilly from Alabama or that I just was married by an Elvis impersonator?"
James had been terrified when he realized that he was going to have to go threw with the wedding. He had looked for a moment to get away by himself and make a break for it, but both Otis and Jill's Mother had been with him the whole time and would never let him get away on his own for a second. The next thing he knew he was up in front of the Elvis minister and had to either say I do or run for it. Exhausted from the plane ride and slightly tipsy from the mini-bar in the limo, James had just said 'I do' in Jill's Southern accent and then the wedding was over.
Now they were riding back to the hotel's honeymoon sweet where James was going to spend his first night as Mrs. Otis Crawford.
"Thank God Jill's mother will be flying home tomorrow and I will only have to deal with Otis, and of course all he is going to want to do is fuck." James thought to himself and even though he didn't want to admit it, the idea excited Jill's body. He been stuck in her sexy body for over three months, most of the time with amnesia and two months of that time he had been sleeping with Otis not know that he was even really Jill. James looked over and smiled at his new husband and anticipated all of the things they would soon be doing, but then he remembered that they only had a few days left before the lease on the storage space in California was up and all of Jill's stuff, including the medallion would be thrown away.
"Ok, I will wear him out tonight." James smiled to herself. "Then I will get to that storage locker somehow and get the medallion back so that I can turn back into myself."
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