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14. Having a bit of fun...

13. Shopping Preperation

12. Easy!

11. Quick....!

10. One problem after another

9. Not quite a perfect wish after

8. Just Be Clear and Specific

7. Another Way...

6. Maybe not EXACTLY how..

5. At the Library

4. Helping the situation?

3. Reminiscing

2. A Chance Encounter...

1. You Are What You Wish

Jon's Expense

on 2003-01-29 06:01:26

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As Jon put his clothes back on in the bathroom, Emily and Karyn sat at the computer, deciding what to do first. Karyn lit up with an idea.

"Okay, we should look up some clothes on the internet, and then put them into Powerpoint and just show them to Jon as a slideshow!" Karyn spouted. Emily smiled in agreement.

"But," Emily said quietly, "we should throw in some funny ones." She said with a sly smile. Karyn grinned heavily, almost proud of Emily for having such an idea. With that, the two started about looking for stuff on the internet for Jon to turn into. About five minutes into the hunt, Jon poked his head in the door.

"Now that I've had time to think of it, I think wishing for more underwear would be a great idea. I was thinking about how we could phrase it, too." He looked at the girls, who returned his stare with uninterested faces. "Okay, well, I'm gonna fix some hotdogs or something while you do your evil preparation...ceremony or whatever." Jon left the doorway and the girls went back to work. After searching and saving pictures from their favorite clothing sites, they started to stray off into more humorous things to change Jon into. At first it started off with people they knew Jon despised, like Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez, then they started to go a little darker. From pictures of Vampiresses to half-woman half-praying mantis creatures. Just as they were finishing up, Jon entered the room with three hotdogs on a plate.

"You guys can each have one, if not, I'll eat'em." Jon offered. The two girls declined as they put the pictures into Powerpoint. "See, if we said 'I wish there were twelve pairs of new, men's underwear on my bed..."

"Are you still talking about that?!" Karyn turned around, obviously trying to get Jon to quiet down.

"Hey, I've been through a lot tonight, I AT LEAST deserve something!" He said. Just then, Jon caught a glimpse of a picture they were adding to the slideshow. "Was that a fat Catwoman!?" He said as he stood up to get a better look at the screen.

"A fat what-woman?" Emily said, looking (or trying to look) confused.

"Yea, just relax, Jon." Karyn stood up. "We have a total of 46 pictures. We have the slideshow set on random images, so even we don't know what'll come up. If you play along with us, you can wish for a...a ferrari and..." Karyn thought for a minute, then looked at poster on the wall for inspiration,"...and a really horny Natalie Portman or something, okay?"

"Okay, but not all 46, only enough that I can handle, okay? And you promise you didn't put anything that'll make me mad on there, right?" Jon stated his demands.

"No, we didn't put anything on there you would...object from." Karyn said, followed by an unseen smile by Emily. "And we'll stop when you can't go anymore. I promise." Karyn put on her best smile. Cautiously Jon gave in.

"Okay, lets go." Emily and Karyn jumped with excitement at Jon's words, much to Jon's discomfort.

"Alright, we'll bring up the picture on the computer, then I'll tell you to look, okay?" Karyn explained followed by Jon's nod of agreement. He looked up at the ceiling as the two girls brought up the first image. A little unhappy with their muffled giggle, Jon began to regret his decision.

"Okay..." Karyn said, almost trying not to laugh,"...look, Jon!" As much as Jon started to regret his decision, he quickly looked at the computer monitor...




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