"You know", Emily said. "We could do our own version of catalog shopping. Just pick out a model wearing something we want and poof Jon gets it for us."
"Whoa! Before anyone gets too carried away. I've already had two sets of clothes replaced with duplicates I don't need. Besides, it wouldn't work anyway. You don't know what size the models are in the photos; they don't come with size indicators."
Karyn and Emily looked at each other and you could practically see the light bulbs pop into place over their heads as they sang in unison... "Photoshop!".
Bolting upstairs for Jon's room, they took immediate possession of Jon's computer, scanner, and digital camera.
While the computer booted up, Karyn collected magazines from around the house. Emily grabbed the digital camera and told Jon to strip.
"What do you mean strip!?"
"It's simple. We take a picture of you now so we always have a current one to go back to. The strip part is so you don't keep accumulating a bunch of duplicate clothing."
"I guess that makes sense".
Emily and Jon stood staring at each other.
"Well get on with it", Emily smiled.
"Not with you standing there watching."
"Well go in the powder room then."
Jon ducked into the downstairs half bath and closed the door. After a few minutes had gone by, Emily called out, "what's taking so long?".
"Uh... I ah ... I'm aah not ready... yet."
"Come on, don't be a pussy!", Emily said as she opened the door on Jon in all his glory.
"I see that was definitely the wrong turn of phrase", she grinned.
"Ok stand still. No wait, turn half right for a semi profile. Now turn just your head to face me."
"You're have way too much fun with this!"
"Ok, hold still while I adjust. Perfect."
FLASH"
"You can get dressed now."
As Jon was getting dressed, he called out through the door, "Hey! I could have kept my underwear on. Duplicate underwear is not a problem."
Emily sang out as she headed back upstairs, "Oh yeah, sorry about that!" But some how it sounded very insincere.
