"Okay, I think we all know whats going on here." Karyn said. She ruffled through the mail a little bit and pulled out an ad with John Madden on it. She handed it to Emily. "Okay, show John the picture, Emily."
"No! I don't wanna turn into John Madden! He's disgusting!" Jon said in a deep voice.
"Just look at it, Jon." Karyn commanded. With hesitation, Jon looked at the picture, and let out a big sigh of relief when nothing happened. Karyn then picked up another ad with a middle aged business women talking on a cell-phone. Without thinking, Jon shifted his eyes to the picture she held up. Instantly, his hair fell to his shoulders and his body was covered with a pantsuit. He gasped as he noticed the changes.
"See!" Karyn jumped up. "He turns into what I show him!" Jon was looking at his older woman hands in disbelief, and then his hands slowly went to his crotch.
"I don't.." Jon hesitated, "..I don't really have much experience, but something seems strange about my..." Jon stopped.
"Vagina?" Emily completed. Jon nodded to her.
"I think I have a tampon in." He said, almost ashamed at what he was saying. Karyn and Emily grinned at eachother quickly, then look back at Jon. "Don't grin!" Jon started, talking in a motherly voice. "I'm, like, the same age as my mom! With a tampon in! I almost feel like vomiting just feeling my old vagina and pubes rubbing against my panties! I can't even imagine seeing it! It's probably all loose and wrinkley..."
"Jon!" Karyn interupted. "You're grossing us out! Just stop!"
"Oh my god." Jon said, tossing his breasts from underneath. "I have breasts like a 40 year old. I'm never going to be able to hug my mom again." As Jon was starting to get grossed out by his new body, Karyn pulled his picture out of her pocket.
"Look, I have your picture here." She held up his picture, which had been crinkled and creased from being in her pocket. "Just look at the picture, Jon."
Jon quickly looked up at the picture and quickly changed form. Emily and Karyn gasped.
"What?" Jon said in a distorted voice. After hearing himself, he grabbed his face. He had changed to match the worn picture. His right eye and ear were tremendously big, will the left side of his mouth and chin were shrunken in. The rest of his body followed suit, with similar proportions. Most parts of the right side of his body were big and the left side of his body was horribly small. Jon had become a complete mutant. They all stared at eachother in horror....
