"First, I wish that instead of 24 hours, Jon would be a girl for 5 years. Next, I wish that Joan would turn into a tampon to be used by a girl whenever they say 'It's my period' until the end of that girl's period. I also wish that during this time, she would have all five senses. I wish that only a small perventage of girls took advantage of you, but those who do have their periods spread out enough to cover all but six days a month. And Finally, I wish that everyone but me and people directly affected by my wishes would go about their normal business and not notice anything different."
Jon/Joan groaned as she felt a tingle and the now-familiar need to look away. The next five years were going to be pretty rough...
