Anger

"James you fucking bastard, how could you tell Jack about me and Joe?" Lisa shrieked through her tears into the phone.
"Lisa I'm sorry." James said. "But Jack caught me in the shower and was trying to do me right there."
"And all you could think to say was that I was cheating on him?" Lisa screamed. "What the hell is wrong with you? Couldn't you have said that you had a headache or you didn't feel like it? I told you to say that if he tried anything, but instead you ruined my fucking life."
"I'm sorry, but I didn't know what else to say, he was literally about to fuck me thinking I was you, and so I panicked"
"You've ruined my marriage!" Lisa cried.
"Oh don't lay this all on me." James said defensively. "I may have been the one to tell Jack, but you were the one who was actually sleeping around with Joe behind his back. If you loved him so much, you wouldn't have been doing that."
"I can't fucking believe you". "You ruined the only good relationship I have ever had in my life, with a man I truly loved, and now you are blaming me for it. " Lisa said bitterly. "You know what! You are so fucking good at telling me how to live my life, that you are welcomed to it."
"Wait What?" James gasped.
"My life you can have it. You can deal with Jack and the divorce he is going to file, having to start over as a single woman, having to deal with Joe calling you all the time for a booty call, having to deal with are boss's wondering hands and his constantly trying to sleep with you and all the other guys that will constantly be hitting on you."
"Lisa wait!" James said.
"No you wait Lisa. You are so good at telling me how I screwed up my life, let's see how you like it!" Lisa said coldly as she hung up.
"Wait!" James screamed in Lisa's voice, but the line was dead. James hung up the phone and looked at his reflection in the mirror.
"What am I going to do know?"