"You know, I've never seen human furniture before," one of the men said. He sat down on the big red couch. "Do you think she is conscious? Or is this just a piece of furniture?"
"I'm not sure... I wish we knew what being human furniture felt like," the man said. It was in the instant that he started to change that he realized his mistake. The others started to change as well. He felt his body soften, his skin stretching and swelling. He was becoming a formless blob. The stone slipped from his hands as he struggled to grasp it. He was becoming a bean bag!
The others also started to change. One become a lamp shade. The other a foot stool. Soon the room was well kitted with furniture, and fell into silence.
(A/N: Pretty much the same as the last one, but with no particular lead to the next story arc.)
