Ted continues his announcement, "I've left messages on everyone's phones to come back here as soon as they can. Believe me, people, I want to get this headswap fiasco straightened out as soon as possible! Well, we can only make do with whoever is here, otherwise we can at least sort out everybody by genders..."
"A-HEM" interrupts both Heather and Michelle whose heads are still on the bodies of dogs.
" and sort out people by, uh, species too " adds in Ted.
Reviewing who's here:
Jon's head is on Sarah's body wearing
a tiny pink tank top and a faded blue denim skirt.
Karyn's head is on Matt's body wearing
a white tank top and some red board shorts.
Biff's head is on Karyn's body wearing
a purple silk baby doll slit open in the front, some lacy lavender panties, and high heels with little fuzzy pom-poms on them.
Sarah's head is on Marvin's body wearing
a pink see-thru lace robe, a skimpy pink bra, and a matching pair of panties.
Ted's head is on Michelle's body wearing
a large gray T-shirt with a shiny purple bikini underneath.
Stephanie's head is on Kevin's body wearing
a yellow T-shirt with stains on it and some green swim trunks.
Rod's head is on Keiko's body wearing
A pink one-piece swimsuit, some white denim shorts, and a pair of Hello Kitty sandals.
Tricia's head is on the Huskie dog's body.
Cole's head is on April's body wearing
A white bikini with a cherry pattern under a white, cropped, halter, and some tight white 'boy shorts.'
Michelle's head is on Danny's body wearing
a blue T-shirt and black board shorts.
Heather's head is on the Saint Bernard's body.
Mike's head is on Eva's body wearing
a green camouflage print bikini, underneath a black and white summer dress.
Adrienne's head is on Biff's body wearing
A dark blue T-shirt and some red surf shorts.
Jerry's head is on Angie's body wearing
a silver bikini with a large towel wrapped around his waist like a sarong.
The Huskie dog's head is on Heather's body wearing
a two-tone blue bikini.
The Saint Bernard's head is on Stephanie's body wearing
A red bikini with white dots on it.
"I think the obvious choice is to change back the people who can get their whole body back." Ted quickly looks over the mixed-up group of classmates and assesses the situation
"So that would be:
Karyn and Biff,
Biff and Adrienne,
Sarah and Jon,
Stephanie and my Saint Bernard, Barkley,
Heather and my Huskie Dog, Howler,
And Michelle and myself."
"Hey, what about us?" complains Cole, "I don't want to have tits for the rest of the night!" pointing at his chest.
"Speak for yourself!" Jerry objects still feeling up his body.
"Hey, having a schlong is no walk in the park either," retorts Adrienne. "I don't know how you guys can walk with this thing!"
Ted sighs, "Hopefully more people will be coming soon. In the meantime, I'll start unscrambling those people I just mentioned, then we'll switch whoever's left between each other so although you may not have your rightful body, you can at least be the same gender you should be."
Ted nervously looks back and forth between the instructions and the device. He then carefully keys in a sequence of buttons and
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