Amidst the chaos of people reacting to their accidental headswapped forms, everybody gets distracted as Ted, with Michelle's smaller body comes wearing one of his own T-shirts that's draped over him like a dress that reaches down to practically his knees.
"Hey, man. Where the hell is April? She has my goddamn body!" stammers Cole, who conversely has April's body below his neck. His bikini with the cherries pattern was still evident underneath the white, cropped, halter-top he now wears. His booty is accentuated by the tight white 'boy shorts' he's wearing that seem almost painted on.
"You better have not had done anything weird with my body, Ted" threatens Michelle, whose head now is on Danny's body wearing a blue T-shirt and black board shorts.
Biff, the captain of the football team scolds the couple "Lighten up, you two! I know we're all a little upset abut this situation, and we all want our bodies back "
Cole makes a face and sneers "Pft, looks like you're enjoying being a chick "“ you sure dress the part..."
"Don't make me kick your ass, man! I'll do it!" threatens Biff trying to look as intimidating as he can in his skimpy lingerie.
"Any day, white boy" taunts Cole as he pushes Biff backwards and nearly topples over in his heels.
"Okay, calm down!" instructs Adrienne, whose head landed on Biff's body. She towers over the quarreling football players and steps between them easily separating the two. "Fighting isn't going to get us anywhere."
"People! People!" Ted replies gruffly. "First of all, not everyone answered their phones. Some people must've went to bed for the night, couldn't make it out, possibly turned their phones off "
" Or doing other things!" chimes in Jerry with a leer on his face and raising his eyebrows up and down. He has Angie's body and is still wearing her silver bikini top with a large towel wrapped around his waist like a sarong. He's fondling his huge breasts.
"Oh will you give it a rest already! Is that all you think about?" says Stephanie in disgust.
"Maybe I do? Is that so wrong?"
"It is when it isn't your body, you freak!" She looks down at Kevin's body that she currently owns.
"Second of all," Ted exclaims exasperatedly, "I haven't done anything 'funny' with your body, Michelle. I just threw one of my shirts over it because it's cold, okay?" He lifts his shirt showing off the shiny purple bikini she came to the party with. Michelle blushes a little as she felt like she just flashed everyone. "I tried 'squeezing' into your damn shorts and I don't know for the life of me how the hell you can BREATHE in those things!"
"Ugh. I can't wait to switch back. I feel so hairy and this body stinks! I'm so itchy " complains Stephanie as she scratches her arm.
"Why, didn't you take a shower?" asks Mike whose head is now on Eva's body wearing a green camouflage print bikini. He stands in a very unladylike posture and scratches his ass while talking.
"No! This is Kevin's body! I couldn't.. well," her face against her short blonde hair turned beet red. "This body feels all wrong!" she blurts out trying to change the topic.
"At least you still have thumbs!" yells Tricia, whose head made it's way onto the gray and white Huskie dog's body.
"No kidding!" agrees Heather with her head also on a St. Bernard.
Meanwhile, Ted's dogs are wandering around in the front yard: The Huskie, with Heather's body in her two-toned blue bikini, crawls on the ground on all fours then looks at Rod, who has Keiko's body, and starts barking at him. Closely behind is the St. Bernard whose head is on Stephanie's body, still wearing a red bikini with white polka dots on it, also joins in.
Jerry comes back with his digital camera and starts taking pictures of everyone like crazy. "This is so freaking awesome!"
