"Orr, you jerk!" said Mikey, picking up the rock. "I wish you'd be nice, like Ms. Warren."
As he spoke, Mikey felt compelled to look away. When he looked back at Fred, he was surprised to see that he was wearing an outfit just like the one Ms. Warren had been wearing, even the tight fitting sweater. It seemed like he was a bit... curvier too. And was that makeup he was wearing?"
"Mikey, that's a lovely rock," Fred said. "Does anybody else have a rock they'd like to show me?" The whole class began clamoring to show Fred their rocks.
What was going on here, Mikey wondered? Why was everybody acting so strange, and where did Ms. Warren go? He looked at his (or rather, Jon's) rock...